Well its fair to say that whilst I wanted to progress in Europe, I also didnt want to spend the group stage with 3 sides that have catering budgets that dwarf my entire wage budget. Alas, Tottenham, Lokomotiv Moscow and Koln are our lot, and we’ll give it the best…

Season 1 brought a number of surprises. Apparently I get taxed at 20 percent, and I learnt that the country was refinanaced post-world-war-2 by selling off fine art, but I also fell in love a little bit with my team from a small village in the Alps. We might only…

We’ve got 7 games and a cup final left and its fair to say that the city of Vaduz is buzzing like a divorcee’s dresser drawer. We’ve finally hit a bit of a purple patch and it looks like a 3 horse race is developing between us, Sion and Young…

The winter break in Switzerland is long. After spending two weeks eating toblerone and another couple visiting online forums looking at Nazi gold store conspiracy theories I’m a bit stuck for things to do, short of going to Vaduz castle for the 40th time. …

After a quarter of our season, we are sitting in the dizzying heights of 8th with our star player leading the yellow card count. Liechtenstein has never seen the likes. Wonderfully, our second segment of our campaign sees us playing the mighty Basel, who far from their profligate times in…

Liechtenstein. Oh that sweet double landlocked smell of the hills and the numerous corporations that call it ‘home’ for financial purposes. Pollution? …

The euphoria around the ground in the wake of our 1st Leg win in the Quarter Finals of the Champions League is unrivalled. …

I think its fair to say that we all remember where we were when the scoreline at Hampden read: ‘Celtic 1–6 Kilmarnock’ Its an extraordinary result, and the Sunday night flies by in a haze of tequila and rum, briefly punctuated by games of increasingly poor 5-a-side on the hallowed…

KILMARNOCK INTO CL KNOCKOUT STAGES?! You better believe it! We are absolutely flying. I even put in a spurious contract offer for Mo Salah as I’m convinced that everyone will be interested in us now that we are European royalty. He rejects obviously but its the thought that counts —…